Free Lunch by Ross Wade–a creepy story for Halloween

Happy Halloween! Last year for this especially creepy day, I read an unnerving story for you: Royal Jelly by Roald Dahl. I wanted to do the same this year but finding even suspenseful stories with respectful treatment of fat characters is so difficult. So I enlisted my good friend and brilliant writer, Ross Wade, to help us out. He wrote the incredible story I’m reading to you today. I hope you enjoy this eerie tale about Free Lunch.

The story read today on the podcast is Free Lunch by Ross Wade. This work is the sole intellectual property of Mr. Wade and he reserves all rights. It is read today with his express permission.


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